
Friday was a tough day. Thursday & Friday I was biking to one of my company's stores for training. Apparently I'm the only one at corporate who hasn't had store experience and my boss wanted me to have some. Google Maps and
Bikely (a cool site for bike routes) showed the store to about 5.9 miles away. I don't know if I've mentioned this but my regular commute is around 6.7, so I figured it'd be easy.
Day 1 had me going up some busy streets during morning traffic, which I'm still getting used to. My bike isn't really made to keep up with traffic, a fact I am well aware of. The downtown area was pretty calm though, and even had a bike lane for a good stretch before I changed directions into quieter suburbs. Bike lanes are nice, this is my first time partaking of them. Enjoyable and efficient! No honking here, no frenzied peddling to try and keep up with the other vehicles.
My path through Suburbia turned into some two-lane, one-way streets which I needed to cross in order to make a left turn, which due to the grass median, I missed at first. I had to wait in the middle of the curvy road as a line of cars went by, including a police officer. Apparently I wasn't breaking any laws, but I always get nervous. Getting a ticket on a bike would be both hilarious and ridiculous.
Past and through more pretty neighborhoods with little rivers and tunnels of trees, and one road in particular (I want to say Norway Place in the Lafayette Shores area) is the sort of street I live for as a bicycle commuter. It's quiet, it's smooth, it's beautiful, there's no traffic, and because of it's proximity to water and tree canopy it's cooler than other places. I'd live there in a minute.
But apparently Heaven comes just before Hell. Soon after this brief oasis of awesome I was back on a busy four-lane street, the apparent necessary evil of having to cross a body of water. I can't even describe my frustration as the sidewalk turned into shittier sidewalk, then barely surviving patches of concrete amidst grass, then no sidewalk at all. I was dumped on the wrong side of the road with morning commuters and no place to go. All around me were the curved chutes of on- and off-ramps and cars moving quickly under the two or three level overpass. Needless to say, it wasn't good.
A nice Asian man in an empty minivan let me in front of him in the turning lane and I waited at the light, frowning and perspiring. Did I mention the heat index for that day was slated for something like one-hundred and three degrees? And there was your humble blogger on his fifty pound mess of David-powered locomotion, poised to enter the bookends of highway traffic.
The light changed, I peddled out into farthest left lane, all was well. I'm looking to my left for building numbers as my legs pump, trying to at least make an effort to not be slow as hell. My previously held assumption that my destination would be soon after the overpass was incorrect. I had something like ten blocks to go, based off the numbers on the stores I passed.
Then, I hear the honking. And not the gentle "beepeep" of some nice person just letting me know they're behind me and about to pass (which has happened a few times) but some jerkface in a red pickup truck. If I can (loosely) steal a passage from one of my favorite books, he's leaning on the horn so hard he's in real danger of detonating the airbag.
This goes on for a while as I diligently peddle away, and then he comes up next to me shouting something I can't make out. He's not in his lane. He's about halfway into mine. I'm so incredulous and cranky and tired that I don't even react. My face is blank. I'm just looking at him as I peddle on, never breaking tempo. He drives off and the only thing I can catch from his stream of anger sounds like, "That ain't no kinda job!" People always say things too late for me to hear, when they're about a car length in front of me.
I'm thinking about making shirts that say something to the tune of "I'm Going To Work, Too", "DON'T HONK UNLESS YOU KNOW THE LAW", and "My Other Ride Is A Redhead". Okay that last one isn't really pertinent, but whatever. Most people seem to think bikes shouldn't be on the streets and want to educate me via their car horns.
So that was Friday. I made it to the store on time, unscathed, sweating heavily and probably making the employee who was opening the store (and unaware I'd be training there today) wonder who this apparently homeless high school kid covered in sweat was, and why he wanted inside.
I vowed, watching that red truck full of angry black man drive away, that'd I'd find a different route to work the next day. And oh, I sooo did.
Lessons Learned:
Somehow verify every new route. Visually would be best, but a lot us are trying to save gas here so driving each new path you need to travel may not be desirable or possible. Join local bike communities, check
Bikely.com, use Google Maps' satellite option to at least get an idea of landmarks and the like, talk to people who may pass that way regularly. If you're banking on sidewalks, make sure there are sidewalks. Especially in high traffic areas. Getting caught like that under the overpass was not pleasant.
People can be jerks. Just stay cool, proj on, don't panic. Freaking out will cause you to make bad decisions that can be very, very costly. People being jackasses shouldn't be new to you; it's exactly the same when you're on a bike. Just let them pass on by
I'm breaking this up into two parts, I didn't anticipate it being this long and people can digest smaller things more easily and readily. The long-winded conclusion up next!
- David